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So I'm laying down on my daughter's bed just hanging out while she's doing her homework.

We're chatting intermittently and then she said "oh yes, this is an awesome breakup letter!"

I sat upright instantly and was like "WHAT?!! What break-up letter?!!"

If you're a Mom, or a Dad, you know that your pre-teen or teenage girls talking about anything involving boys we go nuts in 2 seconds flat.

So she calmed my fears quickly and shared this "break-up" letter with me:

Dear King George III

                 We’ve been together for a very long period of time now. We have had our ups but mostly our downs and it has been really frustrating. Here is a letter telling you everything I need you to know.

                   I don’t think you understand how much power you have been abusing in our relationship. You think you’re so awesome and that you can make me do whatever you want me to do but guess what buddy, that certainly cannot work out in this relationship. Also the fact that you have made soldiers watch over me, my family, and all the other colonists is despicable. Oh no sir I am not through with you, keep reading.

  • All of a sudden you started making me pay extra for the water and food you gave me

  • You made me and the colonists move west because of a stupid war

  • You stopped our trade with different parts of the world

And you call me crazy?! I just cannot take you right now at this point in time.

                   I have asked you multiple times to please change the way you rule the people of my country but you never listen to me and things have gotten worse between me and you. I even asked you to stop threatening my loved ones and just leave them alone but you still don’t listen to me and that makes me so indignant to hear that but I’m not surprised to hear it from a guy like yourself.

                    I can’t deal with your mess anymore I just can’t and you have disgusted me for a long time and I cannot take it from now on. Don’t talk to me, don’t look at me, don’t even breathe when you see me because we are through. I never ever for the rest of my life want to see your ugly face ever again. Before I forget, there is one more thing I really need to tell you … brush your teeth because your breath smells really bad. When was the last time you took a shower? See you never!    

P.S-You’re dead to me!

Hahahaha.....Well I almost died laughing. Who comes up with this stuff?! I have always thought that history was boring but apparently this is the new age of making learning fun.

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